We had a simular experience with some young student girl that moved next door to me
She must have been inexperienced because the amount of noise she used to make, in the end I set up Canned applause on a loop and played it when ever she got noisey.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'd bang on the wall on the off-beat, I think.
Or yell "Go on, son, have at her"
( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:12, Reply)

That's what I'd be tempted to do
'stick it up her arse'
'bit her tits'
'cum in her eye'

etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:13, Reply)

She was a mental bint often see crying and chasing down the street after her one night stands

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:15, Reply)

An alternative would have been to score her & the chap she was with out of ten & leave a note under her door telling her score.
6/10 - next time lick his balls.

etc.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)

heheehee
I wish I had thought of that, but it sounds a bit Gonzy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)

My son was about 7 years old at the time, how the fuck do you try to explain the noise?
The applause on a loop soon shut her the fuck up
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)

It's a good tactic, that

( Kroney, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Worked like a fucking treat + plus my son couldn't hear her at it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 3 May 2013, 15:20, Reply)