I didn't drink yesterday
Which is only incredible because its probably the first day this year that I haven't. I did spend three days playing Skyrim like a sad wanker but it beats begging for sex and getting told to fuck off.

Alt. Did anyone have Tarby on the sweepstake? I'm still betting on a charge AND conviction against Edmonds.
( Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:25, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

did you sabotage that speedboat?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:27, Reply)

SHUT THE FUCK UP! SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!
I'm rock fucking hard right but not so hard I can shit off 25 years to life!
( Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:28, Reply)

you facking done it you slag

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I printed out a speedboat sabotager on a 3D printer

( Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

RIP Kirsty McColl

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

She was a Ranga, no big loss

( Peej, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I'm either going to spew up or crap myself this morning, I think

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)

My money's on a simultaneous shitpuke.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 May 2013, 8:38, Reply)