Wear it with pride...
Pretend that the stain is actually a designer label...

'you know, from that designer EVERYBODY is talking about...'

'very exclusive...'

'Cost me a fortune. I'm surprised you haven't heard about him actually...I thought you were 'up with the fashions'

etc etc...

Before you know it, everybody will be legging it down to Covent Garden asking for shirts with labels that look like lasagne stains.

The perfect crime.

Good Luck!

Edit: I tried a similar thing once but didn't get away with it...because in my case it was a curry...mixed with cider and black...that had been sicked up....and stank...and people had seen me throw up on it...

But it didn't stop me trying...so don't let that put you off.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 9 Jul 2008, 14:15, Reply)