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@ WanderlustWhat's brown and sticky?
A brown stick.
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Why did the little girl fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
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What goes green to red at the flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
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What's blue and fucks grannies?
Me in my lucky blue coat.
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What's big and white and if it falls out of a tree it'll kill you?
A Fridge.
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EDIT: Hullo Mr. Catkins! Can haz cheezeburger?
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