the girl on the swing joke
is one of my all time favourites

also, the blue coat joke made almost a whole stag party full of blokes cry with laughter when I delivered it. I find it most effective when used with a double-thumb self-pointing action.

edit: misterspakkaman: thank you for that one, it's band practice tonight and the guys would be disappointed if I didn't have a new joke for them

just hope I remember it....

any volunteers to phone me at about 8 o'clock and remind me of that joke?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 17:15, Reply)