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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nah it was warning me about a lorryload of dogs which has overturned on the M4.Police say they have no leads.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 10:22,
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I'm glad I wasn't alive in the Seventies.Quite apart from almost certainly getting fiddled by a well-loved family name, the jokes were pure Jeff. Total doggerel.
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Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 10:23,
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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 10:25,
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Thieves have stolen a lorry load of toilets.Police have nothing to go on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 May 2013, 10:25,
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AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 10:25,
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A lorry load of tortoises has crashed in to a bus load of terrapins. It's a turtle disaster.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 May 2013, 10:27,
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The prime minister held a meeting with the cabinet today. He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the chest of drawers(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 10:29,
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