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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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GIGANTACOCK
70's porn-style guitar.
wakaa wakaa waaaaaka, wah wah waaaaaah

Deep, smooth, almost shatf like (sniggers) voice over:
In a world fraught with frustrated women. In a world where happy fun sexy times are limited to a quick fumble in an alley on the way home from the pub. There is one cock, one cock to satisfy them all.
Gigantacock.

saxaphone solo

more 70's porn guitar.

Gigantacock! Oh my, see him come.
Gigantacock! He'll even please your mum.
Gigantacock! He's not a huge fan of lace.
Gigantacock! He'll penetrate your face.
Gigantacock! He'll save the day.
Gigantacock! He isn't at all gay.





hmmm that's all I've got at the moment....
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:43, Reply)

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