Yeah right.
So there I was, minding my own business when this crazy old codger with a cane showed up. He says he's my distant relative. I didn't see any resemblance. So he says, "How would you like to be rich?" So I say, "Sure." So he lays this book on me. He says this book'll tell me the supposed science of strapping buttered toast to the back of a cat. So I say, "What's the catch?" He says, "No catch, just keep it a secret." After that he disappeared. I never saw him again. Oh, and he told me one other thing. He said someday, a crazy wild-eyed scientist or a kid may show up presenting this as a joke. And if that ever happens... [laughs as he pulls out his gun] Funny, I never thought it would be you.
( Kroney, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)