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this was a pigeon brought in alive by a kindly guy, it's wing was still flapping, but close to death, so I heard screaming from downstairs while I was filing, ran down and found the receptionist running round with it in the prep room as it had just breathed its last. We're not allowed to resuscitate them by law as they're vermin so rather than go for a quick disposal I asked if I could perform a post mortem as it had only just expired. A few snips later with heavy duty scissors revealed that it had eaten some BB gun pellets - the plastic kind - as its stomach was distended and solid as stone.

This Akita was mental. The owner could barely control it. Friendly and sweet luckily enough, but loved jumping up at me, so once again I've got a big scratch from forearm to above my elbow where he got me.

Edit: Sorry your boyfriend's gone away Storm, but think of the fun you can have on here in the evenings to while away the time. Err yeah ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 21:08, Reply)