Jimmy Anderson is a fucking swing genius
If the two of them manage two sessions like that per match against the Aussies, with their current top order, we're looking at five innings victories. Minus however many matches are rained off. And at least one for a comedic batting collapse.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:36, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I was particularly fond of his execution of the perfect two-card trick
The first one jagged viciously back and damn near took the end of the NZ boy's cock off as it cut him in two. Second one followed exactly the same path but straightened away to take the edge to slip.

I was almost sporting a semi.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

High-end cricket chat.
Def Con Bongle.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Aye, was a fucking masterclass
Unplayable to all but the most experienced of batsmen. So if something unpleasant happens to Michael Clarke we could skittle them for single figures.

*calls in favour*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

At our winter indoor cricket nets a couple of months back
a curmudgeonly old bastard went into the nets. He really is a foul-mouthed, torn-faced old twat. Anyway, he takes guard, 1st bowler comes in nice and quick and catches him right in the spuds with a slightly short one. Old bastard goes down like a sack of spuds, gets helped out of the nets. Innings over. LOL.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 22 May 2013, 11:07, Reply)