Many years ago I saw a guy in commercial road dressed like this
www.robbywells.com/images/gary-oldman-dracula.jpg

My sister thought he was "SEW COOOL"...I thought he was a cunt. Get your own style, instead of just nicking one off a film. Prick.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:30, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hang on, how did you get hold of that photo?
My sister had a 'no cameras' policy at her wedding.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I drew it
Next time she should think about having a 'no sketching' policy.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I see now that it's her own stupid fault.
What a dozey bitch, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Nah, she's a wonderful person
I expect
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)

She's great!
How dare you be so rude about her?

Fucks sake man - TOO FAR.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I think a moustache on a lady gives her an air of nobility
The soul patch just draws attention to those luscious lips.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Actual office lolling from me RIGHT HERE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)

:D
So when are you seeing Little Miss Boycie again?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

This weekend, she might stay Friday night and I'll drop her home late Saturday afternoon.
I plan on taking her to her first old skool hip hop 'jam' on the 22nd. She'll love all the live graffiti and breaking etc. It's outdoor too so the paint fumes won't be too bad and there's a barbecue and so on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Fantastic
*sends much love via the internet*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:04, Reply)

See!

( Peej, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I know a man that dresses in a similar fashion. And let me tell you,
He's a serious grade a cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)