I had it in Primary school, in hospital for like 2 weeks, not great.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My ex said she 'ate' nothing but starchy rice water for weeks.
Lost tons of weight. She seemed to have put it back on again my the time I met her though, the chunky bitch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)

This last bit is a complete lie, I just like being rude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Yeah, your insides are so fucked you're basically allergic to loads of things.
I couldn't eat any citrus, refined sugar, coconut, about two dozen e numbers and any chilli for about 12 months without being immediatly sick.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

What about spunk?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I was in Primary school saville.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I see,.
So you didn't start eating spunk until secondary school? I apologise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I got campylobacter from some dodgy duck pate when I was about 19
3 days curled up in crippling agony whilst pissing fresh water out of my arse about a minute after drinking it.

Then I got back on the beer and sorted myself out. I put it to you, therefore, that you are some kind of hospitalised Mary.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I was like 9!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

fucking children
they don't have any fibre these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)