Bertie
I'm not interested in her boobage.

I covet her T2 arms. Well, actually the whole T2 body.

I don't desire it so I can crack one out...so to speak.

I *want* it!

I want to do a trade in and have her extremely fit body and she can have my less fit and more cake-friendly one.

But...

One muscled woman - aside from women bodybuilders and Fatima Whitbread - that I find totally unattractive because she's just gone too far, is Madonna.

There comes a point in all women's lives when a decision has to be made -

Face or Arse?

If it's Face then keep eating the cake.

If it's Arse then you turn into Madonna.

It is possible to be too skinny and too muscled at the same time.



I also watch the new Gladiators purely to ogle the women's bodies...again, not for any sexual reason, I'm drooling just the same way I would for a pair or Manolos.

Talking of which, the Horse Faced One has pretty cracking arms but she's too skinny.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 15 Jul 2008, 13:26, Reply)