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I'm so going to hell for this one...
An asian guy was walking along the beach one day, when he stubbed his toe on something sticking out of the sand. He dug it up, and saw that it was a lamp. He gave it a little rub, and out popped a genie who said "thank you so much for releasing me from my prison! You may have one wish from me in thanks".

The guy thought long and hard about it, and finally said to the genie: "I want to be white, and surrounded by pussy."

So the genie turned him into a tampon.
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