Well,
if you'd been spying on me in the showers about ten minutes ago, you'd have seen mine, and probably some other blokes' too.

You weren't were you?

Are universal empresses omniscient?

Edit - that first sentence doesn't read right. I was merely showering after swimming, as were the other chaps!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 13:28, Reply)