I was once in bed
with a girl who was a bit nervous and not that experienced. She insisted on putting the lights out before we got down to action.

So we're fumbling away below the covers and she suddenly exclaimed, "Oh K2k6, that's the biggest one I've ever encountered!"

Thinking she was having me on, I replied, "Ach, don't be daft, you're pulling my leg!"

_{*may not be 100.000% true*}
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 16 Jul 2008, 14:06, Reply)