Morning monto
I have heard that it is an excellent film, I might watch it tomorrow.

Alt; police are hit and miss, but to be honest I'd rather they were a but rude and got the job done than lovely and useless. The ones round here seem alright to be honest. We have a direct radio link in the pub, and most of them are pretty cool, game for a bit if banter on slow nights too.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

CATTLE PRODS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:56, Reply)

*shakes a tail feather*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 9:58, Reply)

I've lost my fucking voice, Windy
How am I suppose to keep my fans happy?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Elephant impression?
World's longest cable-laying attempt?
Lengthy diatribe about the conditions in inner-city schools?
Epic raspberry?
A really satisfying wee, the kind where you've been holding it for aaaaaaaaaaaages?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:04, Reply)

All excellent suggestions, thank you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)

WHICH ONE
I NEED TO KNOW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

The one about weeing probably
I've got an enormous bladder, so I think it could be quite the spectacle.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 10:23, Reply)