since the birth of our sun left me with a fanny as wide as the Clyde? "because, let's be honest, I couldn't be a more obvious bufty if I was wearing a pink lamee mankini and inhaling cocks on Hampstead Heath, and there's not even the slightest chance I'm the father"

possibly?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:33, Reply)