Morning All!
To those with worries re: the Countrys military...

It's just a precaution. Being such a small country, surrounded by big, bad nations, we need to be prepared, is all.

I would like to reiterate that one of our main things is free cake and kittens for all citizens. We will also be introducing a free theme park, a giraffe for every community, great big fields for playing in, fair rates of pay for everyone, low taxes (but no tax on important things like booze and fags), an NHS with no waiting lists, a third tap in the sink that dispenses champagne, a once yearly dance-off, the winner of which will receive a thousand florins, a museum dedicated to pants and a fleet of batmobiles, just for fun.

Even though we'll have to have a prison (there's always bound to be some spies/malcontents), I don't think they'll be very full as the whole populous should be very happy. And, as we're so ace, other countries will want to be chummy with us (thus increasing the value of tourism), which really means the military is there as an absolute last resort.

We will not be going nuclear. Our main weapons will be fear and surprise. And tea.

Morning!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 9:46, Reply)