I once did the "Dying Fly" next to Chris Tarrant
Alt: I wouldn't dream of putting people through the torture of them having to listen to me attempt to sing

Alt:alt: Yesterday ,Cherry pies & Cherry crumbles, I didn't have any arrow root so I had to use corn flour as the thickening agent, turned out very nice if I say so myself.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You do realise that you post this pitiful yarn a good once a week, don't you?
I mean - it's hardly an epic tale along the lines of the Treworgey Tree Fayre of 1989 which I think I mentioned once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:33, Reply)

If only I was old enough to have thought to cop a feel of Sally James
I still have fucking loads of cherries to try and get rid off
....it's totally FRUIT WOES :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:48, Reply)

You should totes start a thread about it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I'll take a Pass on that one.....
It would only get stomped with a salted peanut thread
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 10:55, Reply)