There's a really petty guy at work
Once he reported one of my colleagues to HR because the sound of his label printer bothered him.
Naturally, my colleague started the printer running the next morning, then went out. He set it to print several hundred labels.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:12, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I read that as 'a really pretty guy' and thought you meant me xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Baby, you don't need people to tell you that x

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Although it would be really weird if you and I worked together and didn't realise it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:20, Reply)

oh baby, if we worked together we'd be exchanging smouldering looks over the colour printer xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:24, Reply)

smouldering looks jizz
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:30, Reply)

natch

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 12:34, Reply)