I'd go for Vipros' (d) as well...
I'd streamline councils (there are so many fat cat councillors out there doing bugger all, and earning a vast wad for it).

I'd cut down on all these "thinktanks" that gobble money for 3 years, and then come up with the conclusions that "being stabbed hurts", and "if you sit very still all day whilst consuming 7000 calories, you might put on a teensy weensy bit of weight".

I would tell MPs in no uncertain terms that whilst old people in the UK can't afford to eat and heat their homes, or that vital workers such as nurses can't even begin to afford to buy their own homes, that the "John Lewis List" is off-limits, and that as MPs, they ought to set an example by tightening their belts and doing without a pay rise for one year.

And above all, if some little oik is caught burgling a house and is tackled by the homeowner, I would never let the little shit spend thousands of tax-payer's pounds on prosecuting said home-owner for GBH. People are getting out of control, because bystanders are too scared of being sued if they intervene in a situation.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 14:04, Reply)