Just before I go...
If I were a woman for a month, I would go to an Ann Summers party, because it's one of those arcane wimminfolk things that men are never allowed to go to.

I'd also see if I could finally understand Sex and the City.

Talking of sex, I'd try and get some. I dunno if I could do it with a man though, so I might have to be a lesbian.

Then, I would wear low cut tops and short skirts and go to all the right bars, and see just how fanous I could get in the month for being nothing but a girl about town.

I'd cap it all off with a Playboy shoot, and the remainder of the time I would spend going out in little white t-shirts in rainstorms.

I would miss weeing standing up though.

Night all!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:23, Reply)