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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Even chewing requires some effort. You might die and that would be sad.
Get a nurse to give you intravenous burger or something thus ensuring survival.
( , Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

but I'm hoping that at some point my whimpering will attract attention and some kindly passer by will intervene.
( , Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)

When they get close hit them on the head with something heavy then eat them while still warm.
What could go wrong?
( , Mon 5 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)
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