I'm a cold heart-breaker, fit to burn, and I'll rip your heart in two, and I'll leave you lying on the bed (with your ass in the air).
When I come home late at night, don't ask me where I've been, just count your stars I'm home again.

I was watching Alan Partridge last night on Gold. It was the one where he enangers the farmers, and tells them they feed beef burgers to swans.

I don't fancy the film, though - I think it will be awful, embarrassingly-contrived nonsense without the spark of genuine discomfort that the TV series inspired.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 8:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Coogan has sniffed all his money again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:06, Reply)

He went where Cobaine blew his own head off to avoid.
The man is probably irredeemable.

I quite enjoyed The Trip with Rob Brydon, though, but mainly because of Brydon.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:08, Reply)

The Michael Caine Impression arguement was superb
The problem with that series (for me) was that all the way through I was thinking Is this going to be one of those 'who is REALLY the wealthy man?' things...then it turned out it WAS that. Bit twee...shame really.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)

In the loop was good, some of the same people behind it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:23, Reply)