I used to work with a couple of film critics, who were utter stereotype pretentious wanker nerds.
I came in one morning, and told them I'd seen Nikita at the weekend.

"Oh?" they said, "And what did you think?"

"It was OK" I replied, "But not as good as The Assassin."

Their faces did that Total Recall thing when he's ejected out of the atmosphere-generator.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 Aug 2013, 9:11, Reply)