Apart from shitting in a sawdust bog.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:06, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

No one likes that
Spent a couple of weeks surfing in France, sleeping in my van, which meant mainy using Frenchpublic crappers. Would've given my left nut for a proper bog seat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:10, Reply)

And decent shitroll. Life is difficult enough sometimes without poor shitroll.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:12, Reply)

The three pillars of civilisation
Hot water, good dentistry and soft toilet paper

I prefer to call them shit tickets
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:17, Reply)

The fourth being always get your round in. Nothing worse than being in a group and some cunt swerves their round.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:18, Reply)

I like to get in there early, particularly in a big group
So when you are pissed up people just bring you drinks
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:21, Reply)

^^This

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 9 Aug 2013, 15:27, Reply)