Why were your parents dissecting a guinea pig?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:04, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

My parents are biologists.
They're ... like that.

My dad to this day has a culture of snails that he's studying, and is getting little papers published here and there for shits n' giggles.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:09, Reply)

yeah, but it's your daughters guinea pig,
That shows a weird mental state.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:13, Reply)

To be fair, it had died suddenly and unexpectedly (prior to the dissection, I hasten to add).
And she'd been put to bed hours before.

I think they'd got on the outside of a bottle of wine and thought it would be interesting.

In fact, I know this, as they've told us that's what happened.

I think they found a cancer, although we rarely get to that bit as A We're all too busy laughing and B Anyone who hasn't heard the story is too busy staring in horror.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:14, Reply)