Translation:
'Because of my personality disorders and general social inadequacy, exacerbated by heavy tranquilisers, I am unable to contribute to the other thread like a normal person. However I am absolutely desperate for attention on the internet so this thread is my pitiful attempt to acquire some. It is utterly pointless and without merit and as such stands as a poignant metaphor for my entire, tragic life. Hahah, yeah hahahah.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Aug 2013, 10:08, Reply)