The story of the Nuthouse.
I know that this is a classic prank, but I did actually get to see this happen.

The local pub was called the Nuthatch, but was often referred to as the Nuthouse. It was truly a dive in the worst sense of the word, but it filled the need.

One evening Jim and Mike went to Jim's house and got a rubber water bottle, the kind they used to use for warming beds, cleaned it out and filled it with stew. Jim was a rather heavy set guy, so when he tucked the water bottle inside his shirt just below the collar it wasn't too obvious. This done, they nipped off to the Nuthouse.

Halfway through his second pint, Jim started looking unwell. Mike said, "Jim! You all right?"

"I think I'm gonna be sick... BLAARRGGGHH!" And he heaved forward, arm across his chest. The stew sprayed out from his shirt collar all over the bar.

"Hey, that looks pretty good!" And Mike picks up a fork and starts eating.

The bar emptied out, including the bartender.
(Shimrod, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 16:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Good
But say it again in a Duke Nukem Voice

;)
( RadG Drinking Mojitos in the sun, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 16:37, Reply)