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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was in a nightclub in an Essex squaddie townHaving just used the bathroom - and negotiated the two inches of pissy water between the urinal and the sink - I was faced with what resembled a Glaswegian chimpanzee.
"Ah, jes' shat meeshelf" it announced.
Two seconds later, he turns round and drops his jeans to prove the point.
An hour later, he's seen smooching on the dancefloor during a slow song.
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