More tramp than lady.
On a night out in sunny Sheffield we were in a bar on West St .... A real hive of scum and villainy. Towards the end of the night I was stood taking a leak at the urinals when a beered up woman with a manic look in her eye burst through the door "The fucking women's bogs're rammed" she cried as she tore towards a urinal, lifted her skirt, hoiked aside her underwear and proceeded to back onto the urinal and piss like she was trying to put out Piper Alpha.

Pure class.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 18:07, Reply)