Here's a nice piece of news for you
I'm playing a gig on Saturday, with people coming from far and wide to see/hear

I've just come back from the doctor who has diagnosed that I've got a fucking ear infection which has left me in pain, mildly dizzy and partially deaf (I knew the symptoms before I went to the doctor)

this is very annoying.

added to this, I should be in my attic dewiring my bathroom light fitting and switch, poking the wires back into the bathroom and rewiring them. I don't feel up to this, so my plumber may end up plumbing in the dark....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 18:20, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh shit!
Poor you. Is it going to be horrible doing the gig? Will you even manage it?
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 18:46, Reply)

Meh
Just run an extension lead and a few lights in there. It'll be fine and you can concentrate on falling over and not hearing things.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 19:13, Reply)

it probably won't be horrible doing the gig
as long as it has cleared somewhat by then.

and I don't think I am deaf, I just feel deaf, whilst still able to hear....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 19:34, Reply)

aw no!
that's rubbish.

poor you.

*sends feelbetters*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 20:01, Reply)

plumbing in the dark
is this a new euphamism shagging with the lights off?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 11:50, Reply)