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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm EnglishObviously, I guess.
I love Scotland, beautiful place, wonderful alcohol.
99.7% of the people I've met there were lovely.
The 0.3% that wasn't was a man in a pub who heard me order a drink, then shoved me into a wall later in the evening, shouting "You're fucking English, aren't you? I fucking hate English people".
I'm afraid that by this point I was really very drunk, and having a major psychotic moment.
This resulted in me clinging onto a pillar, staring into the middle of the room, muttering "there's a vortex", over and over again.
It was at this point he realised he wasn't going to provoke me to a fight.
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Cawl, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 10:57,
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