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Since you asked...Priapus was a Greek deity of fertility. From Wikipedia:
In Greek mythology, Priapus (Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος) was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia. His Roman equivalent was Mutinus Mutunus. He was best noted for his huge, permanently erect penis, which gave rise to the medical term priapism.
Statues of Priapus were often hung with signs bearing epigrams, collected in Priapeia (treated below), which threatened sexual assault towards transgressors of the boundaries that he protected:
Percidere, puer, moneo; futuere, puella;
barbatum furem tertia poena manet.
Femina si furtum faciet mihi virve puerve,
haec cunnum, caput hic praebeat, ille nates.
Per medios ibit pueros mediasque puellas
mentula, barbatis non nisi summa petet.
I warn you, boy, you will be sodomised; girl, you will be fucked; a third penalty awaits the bearded thief.
If a woman steals from me, or a man, or a boy, let the first give me her cunt, the second his head, the third his buttocks.
My instrument of forceful lust will go through the middle of boys and the middle of girls, but with bearded men it will aim only for the top.
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