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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Ooh, cuddly Mantis ShrimpStar of the dish 'Pissing Shrimp'?
Gets stabbed with a spear to encourage it to evacuate it's bowels before being lobbed in the pot?
Who in the name of Bob first came up with this cooking method?
"Hmm, lets see, lets find a really aggressive steamrollered Cambodian, with jabby shearing claws with the power of a .22 round, and poke it with a spear to get it to..... fuckit, lets call Domino's"
Delia this is not.
Bears for me. Kodiak/Grizzly/Polar. They will kill you, they will eat you, and they can run at 30mph before turning you into terrified-hiker-tartare. Photogenic bastards.
*Edit for DiT - a wet army blanket will stop a full magazine of 30 9mm rounds on full automatic. I have never met anybody willing to stand behind said blanket and test the theory. However a dinky wee .22 will go straight through, which means the wet towel wouldn't stop a mantis shrimp either*
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