People who
"love nothing more than to climb on a bike and head for the countryside." are the worst of the fuckers.

I live in the countryside, I have to use the narrow, tree-shaded lanes to actually get from one place to another.
Most of these roads aren't wide enough to pass another car, thus the laybys are vital.

If you're merrily spandexed up, cycling along at 15mph, and a car comes up behind you, please move to the side and let me past.

They never fucking do.
I'm at fucking breaking point with you cunts, and I'm going to do the same thing I've done with "pretty wildlife".
I'll stop braking for you.
Then I'll beat you to death with the shovel I have in the boot, and dump you in a ditch for the foxes.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:04, Reply)