how does it smell?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:39, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Get up, there's no need....
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Sup Fudder's
How is the raw north tonight?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Rawer than a freshly-killed carrot, HH.
The extent of my boredom cannot be imagined.
Did you know that the young Montelabano discovered the missing boots in the cellar? I'm sure the folk doing the subtitles are taking the piss.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:48, Reply)

Sounds shit
you should totes get a 12 gauge shot gun and go on a killing spree
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Can you delete your account first though?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:51, Reply)

After you, squire.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:55, Reply)

*Books Gazza in for a fishing trip, KFC and beers*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:02, Reply)

KC

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

You just reminded me
I was meant to kill myself and delete my account this weekend.
Bit late now.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 21:56, Reply)

You should wait for a leap year
I'm sure Battered will give try to help you pull It off
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:00, Reply)

That's not until 2016.
I can't wait that long.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:03, Reply)

^ Needy Prick ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:04, Reply)

:(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:05, Reply)

My bad

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Aye, he'll sell you a raffle ticket so you might win a step ladder.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

*short joke*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Time yet, Froggy. I'm pacing this cell looking for opportunities.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:06, Reply)

If Ariel Castro managed it I'm sure you can.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)

I'm in his cellar, you thoughtless prick.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Well he's dead now, you're free!
Free to kill yourself!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:11, Reply)

Thank you for your kind thoughts at this difficult time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)

I'm just glad you made it out of there
After all the rapings and enforced abortions
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:14, Reply)

He made me do it, you know that, right?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)

I just want closure but I fear my muscle tone will never recover.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)