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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Y'seee da ting is theres a significant period of that nigth I have no recollection of whatsoeverThere was this short fella and we were drinking cloudy cider in this posh looking pub, might've been a bank in the past. I needed to pee as the last time I'd gone had been at these plastic outdoor jobbies near whitehall, so we had to take a photie obvs. So I still needed to pee as this is after the plastic jobbie and having broken da seal I was pissing like a racehorse and the cloudy cider wasn't helping, so I went tot he toilets.
When was the last time you had a pee?
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 23:46, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I was told by mum that I had to only do sitdown pees as thge lino was getting furrynow im not saying this has had any long term effects or any of that fingerpointing nonsense but I havent missed an episode of hollyoaks since tony the chef wasnt a chef
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 23:53, Reply)
in the film WaterWorld Kevin Costner drinks his own pee but he is a merman(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 23:54, Reply)
If I has a wazz after bashing one out i often still feel like i need to peeshould i wipe my bellend before peeing to prevent this?
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 23:56, Reply)
There's the potential for a spunk globule residing into your old chap after 'bashing one out' to cause some irritation, especially when mixed with urineI'm not a doctor but it seems pretty convincing to me
(, Sun 8 Sep 2013, 23:57, Reply)
This is shit. YOU'RE shit.(
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