Ah, the family punch-up!
This is why only selected members of my family even know that I'm getting married.

I can't face another drawn out argument between gin-soaked and hormonal women about the way they looked when they were given a pair of socks in 1967, only to have one of their husbands decide that the only way to defend their honour is to put their fist through someone else's face while shouting "you caaaahnt".

I share genes with some of these people!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 10:34, Reply)