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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Around the corner from me
the grocery store was looking for someone to work in the meat department. Someone apparently fired up some sort of sign-making template in MS Word, then just entered the verbiage. The result was that there were two lines of very large bold text, followed by some lines of smaller text. It looked something like:
WANTED
EXPERIENCED MEAT
CUTTER. APPLY WITHIN.
I really, REALLY wanted to go in, find a female manager and thrust my chest out and declare, "I'm experienced meat. Where do ya want me, toots?"
Probably just as well that I didn't...
( , Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:39, Reply)
the grocery store was looking for someone to work in the meat department. Someone apparently fired up some sort of sign-making template in MS Word, then just entered the verbiage. The result was that there were two lines of very large bold text, followed by some lines of smaller text. It looked something like:
WANTED
EXPERIENCED MEAT
CUTTER. APPLY WITHIN.
I really, REALLY wanted to go in, find a female manager and thrust my chest out and declare, "I'm experienced meat. Where do ya want me, toots?"
Probably just as well that I didn't...
( , Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:39, Reply)
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