Stand up and announce you're off to the cinema.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It's raining.
I'm not going out in the rain. That's why I bought a house.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)

You don't have to go out, you nugget. As if I would suggest such a thing. I apologies for my lack of carity and excess of claret.
It's just to make them feel guilty.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

I might just walk around sighing loudly.
If it's all the same to you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)

I read that as singing, which would be better but it's your house, allegedly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)