My head does not hurt......
...despite the bottle of shiraz I drank last night - not even a dry mouth this morning. Unfortunately, the chinese meal I ate is causing weapons-grade flatulence.
More news as it happens.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

go fuck a horse

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:32, Reply)

That was the plan!
Right after breakfast
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)

ohhhh you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Well, breakfast's done - left over chicken curry and spare ribs
This may not be the best of plans, I fear it will only add to the zyklon B-like guffs that my anus is currently producing.
Pray for me.

*curls up in corner whimpering*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I've done a full english for the wife

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:23, Reply)

and cereal for the ex.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Fish supper, surely?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)