To celebrate Imma gaz him
and ask him how it feels, as author of the 'how do I fucking swear' section of the faqs, to be personally responsible for the most pathetic thing on the entire internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 8:14, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I hope his wife does something nice for hi...
Oh.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 8:19, Reply)

He'll need all those candles for warmth and light, seeing as how he now lives in his shed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 8:30, Reply)

We could pimp him out to Swipe.
His winky clearly works, as he's got kids, so that'd a)save her from dying alone b) fulfill her 'hook up with a loser' requirements and c) mean that we'd be doing our bit to preserve an endangered species, ie the gingers.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 8:34, Reply)

Everyone wins.
Apart from everyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 8:36, Reply)

If you cross a ginger with a ginger, do they always produce gingers?
I think we need to know this before we allow the Rob/Swipey mating.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 8:38, Reply)

I dimly remember some shit from school about breeding rabbits but not enough to be of any use here.
So I'm going to say 'highly probable but not guaranteed'.

My father grew a beard once, it was black. He grew one on holiday 20 years later and it was fucking ginger. How does that work?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 8:40, Reply)

And what's the deal with airline food?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 8:44, Reply)

What's the point of wasps? They're like, so random.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 8:45, Reply)

I think I was away for this
did the Ginger Fuhrer split up with his wife?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

All the top chaps are doing it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:20, Reply)