Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky,
and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:27, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm not sure what any of that means, but it sounds inCREDibly saucy, you lucky thing!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck,
against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)