I won the cornish national lottery last night
Two carrot free pastys and a gallon of gut rottingly, eye blindingly strong scrumpy.
( Peej, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 17:14, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh man, I bet your missus is thinking about having sex with you some time this year as a result.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Nah
That would take at least 4 pastys

Though I am flattered that a man of your stature pays enough attention to me to know I struggle in the wife putting out stakes.
( Peej, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)

TBH, I was just guessing given how shit all the rest of you cunts are at relationships.
I mean, if you aren't all getting divorced, you're working your way through an endless stream of empty and depressing stands with bakery-hatted pleather jacket wearing spods.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)

mebbe you can get signed to Jeth Row rekkids

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)

I am going to click 'I like this!'

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)

The east side west side rivalry has never been as extreme as it is in the Cornwall rappers circles.
Those east side lot let the emmets surf on their beaches
( Peej, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)