My brother kept one of them.
Not because he has IBS, he doesn't. He just fancied keeping a poo diary. In spreadsheet format. Noting consistency etc.

He's a funny old chap, my brother.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He's also trained his colleagues to make him tea.
Different teas at different times. In a teapot. He alerts them to his tea needs by throwing teabags at them.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:50, Reply)

funny old chap prick
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)

You'd like him.

( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Are you calling me a prick, here?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

*whistles*
*looks at feet*
( Kroney, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)

Alright "Quentin Tarantino"

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)