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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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SoPig bits, processed many years ago and put in a vat.
When demand arises, put into cow intestines. Frozen. Chucked into lorry.
Dug out, badged as "Our Best Sausage" (as opposed to "Our mediocre Sausage") and sold to you.
A bit of mustard will improve it.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:09,
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Mediocrity suits me fine.Although I would be drawn to Tesco's 'Disappointed' range also.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:12,
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D'you reckon I could take my username (nicked from XTC anyway)And market sub-par goods with it?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:15,
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YES! And with the stuff we scoop from our filters and sweep off the floor. YOUR KIDS WILL LOVE IT!
Temporarily.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 20:23,
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