Talking of cocks...
In the pub the other night, my friend (a lady) was telling me about a date she'd been on.

"...and then," she said "he sent me... this."

She showed me her 'phone. He had, after one date, sent her a picture of his nob. He'd written "I wanted 2 show u this" above it.

However, it was not in a state of, ahem, tumescence. It was nestled in his palm like a dead bird.

So my question is, why send a girl a picture of your flaccid willy after only one date? In fact, why send a picture of your willy at all?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 15:34, Reply)