@TWW
I find that a quick sideways kick with my heel makes a very satisfying dent in the offending car.

A week ago I stopped for coffee on the way in to work, and came out to find that an SUV had parked approximately six to eight inches from the driver's side of my car. At that point I had two choices: climb in through the passenger's side and scrape out a very nasty message with the point of a key in their all-too-close door, or go back into the shop and loudly demand that the twat with the blue SUV move it so I could get into my car as I was already late for work.

I'll let you guess which one transpired.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Tue 29 Jul 2008, 18:21, Reply)